Prompt: Chaos
The tour guide lied, to be frank
She promised Panic! At The Disco
But I got Chaos! In The merchant bank
And we got lost in San Francisco
I don’t think she’s who she says she is
Her badge and ID look terribly fake
She made me take, a 50 state quiz
And asked what locks I could break
She promised us an epic pub crawl
And then without a single frown
Went to the bank and blew up the wall
She charged in and tied the guards down
“Quickly quickly, get the gold” she yelled
We quickly ran in through the soot and the haze
To the place where the money was held
Put it into bags and then ran out in a daze
After a bit, I was caught by the police
And instantly my holiday was cut short.
I wanted to go to Greece.
But I’ve ended up in court
I think I’ll go to Disney next year.
Jonathon Greenall is a freelance writer, artist, and tabletop roleplaying game designer who has written for CBR, Polygon, Nintendo Life, Gayley Dreadful, Enbylife, and many other publications. They have also published several popular and highly-praised tabletop roleplaying games including “You Have One Ability….The Ability To Fuck This Up,” “Macarons, Milkshakes, And Magic,” and “Wander Wizards.”
Jonathon has always been fascinated by media, from the big hitters to the small, obscure, and often overlooked titles that linger on the sidelines, capturing both the on and off-camera stories that make these shows so fascinating.
Jonathon is also a major anime fan, having been exposed to the medium through shows like Sailor Moon and Revolutionary Girl Utena. Since then, Jonathon has maintained a passion for anime, watching most new shows each season and hunting down overlooked gems from previous ones.